Economic policy up here
is Whoreism,
defined as:
“prostituting land to uncaring
wild-camping tourism”

And a Whoreist we can
thus define:
“as one who visits
the Highlands, blindly litters
and defiles”

Alas it comes to this:
(if we believe the moneymen)
our prosperity depends
on what it is
the Whoreist spends.

This is the fallacy
of an economic thesis:
to sell
our Highland soul
for Whoreist-faeces?